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No.3 December 2004

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On Veteran's Day, November 11, 2004, I got into the patriotic spirit by watching the movie Saving Private Ryan. This movie, with all its crude language and graphic violence during war time, was unedited. Incidentally, during the last part of the film, I adjusted my preferences on the TV so that close captioning would reveal what was being said by the Nazi Soldier who drives a knife into Private Mellish during hand to hand combat¶I visited a newsgroup <news://misc.writing.screenplays > and decided to put the question to the hundreds of readers that voice their opinions about film related topics¶Although I remember asking the same thing years ago, this time I got a reply. "Resistance is futile, shhhh." I had seen another movie on DVD as well as the edited version on VHS before I learned that 8MM would air on the network TV channel 9. I decided to watch this movie again for old time`s sake. I sat through two hours bugger-eyed watching how mercilessly 8MM was butchered, blurred, overdubbed and completely altered. How does a TV network get away with that? Who is behind the editing table? Do directors, before canning a film, make their own instructions on what could or shouldn't be edited out for airing on television? I`m not going to flip over backwards trying to get the dirt about the executive decision makers at KCAL for one silly film. I also put this question to MWS to see if anyone knew whether 8MM was making its premier TV appearance. I thought the movie was difficult to follow. Not only was conviction hard to believe, but I lacked motivation to sit through all two hours knowing that commercial breaks would be replacing omitted scene¶Silencers and gun scenes snipped away, total strangers coming into the picture with no directive, no objective and Tom Welles, a family-first-man detective portrayed as a sane human being with moral issues. Honestly, it certainly takes a hack to do to 8MM what the network censors did¶Nobody at MWS seemed to know whether 8MM made its TV debut in 2004. Most anybody concerned wanted to know about TV in America and whether movies ever get aired uncensored (ie. after hours 2:00am)¶Admittedly, watching TV premiers containing Catherine Keener, and addressing the controversial roll of censors, makes writing an unbiased review challenging. On the DVD, the director comments on the biggest risk the film took omitting the background music as Tom enters George Higgins` house, AKA "Machine". The whole business of screenwriting seems to have become a joke that writers should attempt a script aware that the FCC is going to overdub all the strong language. In Sixth Sense, Cole has a line following a curse word in a conversation with Malcolm, a snafu in the making by censors. Cole says 'You said the "s" word' which totally distorts any meaning to their conversation as we know it¶Compared to HBO`s Pornucopia, the networks really don`t air anything worth sitting through a ton of bad music and bad jokes just for a bit of eye candy¶I check my TV Guide for performers scheduled on the late show, but even the most devoted rock music lover will find themselves dozing to Dave and Leno`s bad jokes¶I was perplexed by Full frontal. I managed to see that film on IFC and Starz. I still don`t get who the murderer really is,

even after watching it several times. I started to scrutinize street scenes, identifying billboards, for some clue as to a time frame, but really I just wanted to burn into memory Lee`s frustration in front of Red cafe in Los Angeles¶Not all networks edit the same movie the same way. I`ll certainly tune in again for every other network`s rendition of 8MM because Catherine Keener is one of my favorite stars. Next year I`ll be keeping a look out for billboards on movies like The interpreter and The ballad of Jack and Rose which I expect will open its doors in Spring. I`ll even see movies like Friends with money if I thought Catherine would be in it. I`m optimistic that these films scheduled for Oscar season will be beneficial to her fan`s piece of mind¶Just goes to show you even CEOs and VIPs can be black listed. The amount of voice over editing a Catherine Keener film might require for TV may even start a movement in the movie review field. Cringing at the network habit of scrolling skewed movie credits to make screen space for previews of what's next may become blasé. That only a cat could read such scrolling credits off the screen proves networks messing with films to comply with FCC stipulations hasn`t gone unnoticed. In order to compensate for hack edit jobs that likely exclude members of the cast, politically correct networks` viewpoint of these issues speak for themselves, not to mention risiduals I`m certain get shuffled under fiduciary holdbacks. If I watch a movie on TV and I want to find the name of the waitress in The butterfly effect, I can`t without my cat as interpreter¶I hope MWS sticks around until cities with industry leadership in film productivity recognize that the process of which scripts undergo stand as a learnt writing technique. I`m also hopeful network sponsors realize their ads take advantage of films containing art in good taste by selling a product using modern methods (skin) and using the time edited out from "risque" scenes¶People thought I was crazy going Off Topic about ligatures of "ks", or "x" conspiracies. That`s the impression I got. How anybody could butcher Passion of the Christ any more than the graphic scenes already depict is probably one for the history books. I expect that film will get edited beyond belief whenever it gets its TV premier, but maybe Easter Sunday might be an exception. I`m not interested in maintaining an heuristic existence under the conditions imposed by regulators because in the end the secrecy among acquaintences

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